Guaranteed that one of these will work for you (and if it dont, then you are not a geek):

1. Would you like to get dugg? Dont worry … i got protection for digg effect
2. Oh baby, I love it when you talk nerdy!
3. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?
4. Computer guys have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
5. No, thats not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
6. With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
7. “W-w-w-w-w-wo-would y-y-y-y-you g-g-g-g-go o-o-out w-w-w-w… ah, screw it.”
8. You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
9. I have so much love to give you’ll have to pipe it through more.
10. Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it’s you I find.
11. Do you work for a TelCom? Because I bet you’d be good at pulling cable.
12. I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
13. Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
14. Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
15. Come to my 127.0.0.1 and Ill give you sudo access.
16. You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!
17. Would you like to play Scrabble with me? I am tired of playing with myself.
18. You compute me.
19. Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I’d be touching all your curves.
20. But enough about me, let’s talk about mu.
21. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
22. Nice hard drive!
23. How about we go home and you handle my exception?
24. You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
25. You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!
26. You had me at “Hello World.”
27. Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
28. You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
29. You must be Windows 98 because you gots me so unstable.
30. My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.
31. I can tell by your emoticons that you’re looking for some company.
32. Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
33. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
34. You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
35. Have you ever googled yourself?
36. How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
37. With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
38. What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
39. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
40. I’m attracted to you so much that scientists will begin to doubt the Theory of Relativity.
41. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
42. No matter how I sort things, you’ll always be first.
43. No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
44. I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
45. I’d switch to emacs for you.
46. You put the SPARC in my workstation.
47. If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
48. We’re like SLI. Were great alone, but we’d be so much better together.
49. You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
50. Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.
51. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
52. They don’t call me Bones because I’m a doctor.
53. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
54. Want to see my Red Hat?
55. If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

Thats it… Go ahead and try one …

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